I’m sure his daughter and wife were kidnapped and there is a bomb somewhere in LA..



Jack Bauer..shit I mean Kiefer just got busted for headbutting a NYPD cop.. I heard that the cop was actually working for Jaques Sanchez who is one of the world’s largest human feces traffic smugglers next to Jabba the Hut.  Apparently the cop told Kiefer, he should have never made that movie Dark City.. but he’s like an autograph on his Special Limited Edition Lost Boys VHS.  You know if some moron was carrying around a VHS copy of any movie should just be thrown to the wolves.  Well Jack.. PISS.. i mean Kiefer.. god speed to you and don’t forget this blog is in real time and this post took place between 1:50-1:52 PM EST on the day that it just wouldn’t stop fucking raining.


3 responses

  1. here’s a tough one

    In a fight who would win, a ninja or jack bauer?

    May 7, 2009 at 6:34 pm

  2. it would be a Draw 🙂

    May 7, 2009 at 6:54 pm

  3. Bauer all the way.

    May 28, 2009 at 5:27 pm

Thanks for the NSA

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