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The Noz and Cliff Jumping.. come join the fun.

Recently The Noz has had some complaints that we are just a bunch of assholes that post videos and make fun of other blogs.  Well to those people.. you are correct, we love toilet humor and using fucking curse words for no god-damn reason.  

Well today i’d like to blog about Cliff Jumping.. it’s one of my favorite things to do and I enjoy finding new places (legal or not) all the time.  Recently I was told about this place over in California called Man’s Jump.   One of the locals told me the Thousand Oaks Nature Preserve is on of the best patrolled preserves in California, and the ranger waits for people to jump just to ticket them and escort them out.  Of course I have to check this out.  Upon arriving at about 3 pm I then get the knowledge that the water is 98% run-off water and the rest is raw sewage..  Great.. I am a true believer that if it smells like shit.. looks like shit.. it’s shit.  So as I’m looking around there are a couple of fat cliff jump with a nice step off.  I am eye-balling this water and it is very questionable.. i can’t tell the depth and i’m having a small issue with just getting in and checking the depth.  Then I say fuck it..  it’s only about a 45 foot jump.  I climb up the best looking step off and I swan dive this mother-fucker!  I have my mouth and nose sucked in so tight hoping I don’t catch a turd in the face.  I hit the water and my adrenal spikes…. and then i relax, the water is really cold but i didn’t break my legs on a bunch of hidden rocks.  The water does reek of rotten eggs though.  I swam up to the edge and lucky for me there is no ranger waiting.  I towel off and pour and entire gallon of fresh water on myself and get dressed and get the fuck out.  Definitely not a bad trip. 

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6 responses

  1. Steve Anderson

    Great story.. you should keep that stuff coming!

    April 29, 2009 at 2:20 pm

  2. AWE.. right into the doody.. well done sir.. well done.

    April 29, 2009 at 2:27 pm

  3. this is awesome! you should write more about this kinda stuff!

    April 29, 2009 at 3:19 pm

  4. Nah, I like your asshole comments and harassing bloggers better. It’s much more fun watching you guys piss people off! If you are going to write blogs about doody jumping, you have to at least break something or get a ticket or something.

    April 30, 2009 at 1:06 am

  5. Fine fine.. As I left the “doody jumping” area.. I hit a tree with my car.. was flung thru the windshield landing on my face and popped out and eyeball. Then the cops showed up and gave me a ticket for “looking gross”

    April 30, 2009 at 3:43 pm

  6. I heard the Governator bumped up the fine for “looking gross” to like $750 to help with the California budget crisis, is that true?

    May 1, 2009 at 1:12 am

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