Dell can Suck my NOZ…

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04/15/2009 09:37:37AM System: “Thanks for choosing chat for your technical support needs. A chat agent will be with you shortly. Just so you know, you can also visit our website at to get technical help.”
04/15/2009 09:39:02AM Session Started with Agent (Chander_172077)
04/15/2009 09:39:05AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Thank you for contacting Dell Technical Support. My name is Chander and my Rep ID is 172077. How may I assist you?”
04/15/2009 09:39:15AM Leonard Shelby: “are you there”
04/15/2009 09:39:40AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Yes I am.”
04/15/2009 09:39:43AM Agent (Chander_172077): “How may I assist you?”
04/15/2009 09:40:34AM Leonard Shelby: “Praise Allah!! can you please address me as Amir.. I don’t believe the sign in to the chat agrees with Muslim names”
04/15/2009 09:41:35AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Hello Amir.”
04/15/2009 09:41:39AM Agent (Chander_172077): “How may I assist you?”
04/15/2009 09:42:29AM Leonard Shelby: “Well Mr. Chandler Bing.. my computer seems to have me in a pickle.. it’s days before Eid Al-Adha and i cannot get my live video to work”
04/15/2009 09:43:09AM Leonard Shelby: “Are you in India sir?”
04/15/2009 09:43:40AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Your chat has been routed to India.”
04/15/2009 09:44:07AM Agent (Chander_172077): “As per the records with me, you have an Inspiron 2500 with Windows XP installed as an operating system on it. Am I correct?”
04/15/2009 09:45:00AM Leonard Shelby: “Iqamat Al-Salat is coming up and i can’t see my brothers”
04/15/2009 09:45:45AM Leonard Shelby: “you are correct with my systems”
04/15/2009 09:46:04AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Okay. Are you using the same system to chat with us?”
04/15/2009 09:47:23AM Leonard Shelby: “no.. i’m on my mac”
04/15/2009 09:47:48AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Thank you for the information.”
04/15/2009 09:48:26AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Amir, before we proceed ahead with the issue, may I know the Full name/ phone #/ street address / Zip code given at the time of system purchase?”
04/15/2009 09:51:20AM Leonard Shelby: “I bought the computer in Yemen”
04/15/2009 09:52:27AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Amir, we need to have original owners information before we can proceed further.”
04/15/2009 09:53:20AM Leonard Shelby: “No need to get testy.. you obviously don’t trust Allah to guide you..”
04/15/2009 09:55:54AM Leonard Shelby: “So i take it you are having a hard time finding a job after Friends?”
04/15/2009 09:57:37AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Amir, I can assist with the technical issues with the system, however before that I need to verify the original owners account information.”
04/15/2009 09:58:26AM Leonard Shelby: “Al-sa leem El Ebrahim is the original owner”
04/15/2009 09:59:50AM Agent (Chander_172077): “I’m afraid, the information does not match.”
04/15/2009 10:00:22AM Leonard Shelby: “Chandler Bing.. what is your Allah given name son.”
04/15/2009 10:00:51AM Leonard Shelby: “what is the best software for viewing blue prints”
04/15/2009 10:02:19AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Amir, I’m afraid I being in the hardware support do not have any information on this. You can contact our Dell on Call support for this.”
04/15/2009 10:02:47AM Leonard Shelby: “What kind of hardware does Dell produce for Helicopters”
04/15/2009 10:03:16AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Leonard, I’d request you to check this with the Helicopter manufacturing companies.”
04/15/2009 10:03:56AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Amir, we can proceed with the troubleshooting if you can verify the actual details of the original owner. Otherwise, I’m afraid I will have to disconnect the chat.”
04/15/2009 10:04:04AM Leonard Shelby: “they told me to talk to Dell… come on.. I know you guys make those Air Hog Helicopters right here in India.. my 26 kids love them”
04/15/2009 10:04:25AM Leonard Shelby: “let me check on his american name”
04/15/2009 10:05:04AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Amir, if you have any relevant questions for the Dell technical support, I’ll be glad to answer them or else I will have to disconnect the chat.”
04/15/2009 10:05:34AM Leonard Shelby: “Rollon Tomasi”
04/15/2009 10:05:39AM Leonard Shelby: “does that name work”
04/15/2009 10:06:59AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Amir, since there are not hardware questions, I will be disconnecting the chat now.”
04/15/2009 10:07:02AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Thank you for contacting Dell Technical Support. Have a wonderful day ahead.”
04/15/2009 10:07:04AM Agent (Chander_172077): “Good Bye.”
04/15/2009 10:07:05AM Session Ended

6 responses

  1. chloë

    lol how amusing 🙂

    April 16, 2009 at 2:06 pm

  2. redbud

    Oy vey, I’ve been there with Dell; such a PITA!

    April 16, 2009 at 2:14 pm

  3. dimitra2009

    Hahaha! Funny. But you need to understand that to get something done in theis world, you need to suck up! Believe me, I know. I was a high-class prostitute, and one thing my clients always told me was that “Business people were bigger prostitutes than any crack-whore on a streetcorner…”. You have to do it!

    April 16, 2009 at 2:17 pm

  4. sweet the noz is looking for a high-class prostitute, a business person, and a crack-whore. We can kill 3 birds with one $1 with you

    April 16, 2009 at 8:06 pm

  5. Leonard Shelby is classic. How perfect that he met up with Chandler Bing. 😉

    Thenoz and dimitra sounds like quite a match!! You just never know what you are going to find in the blog world!!!!

    April 17, 2009 at 1:41 am

  6. Just found your blog…this entry was classic!
    Rollon Tomasi!! That’s funny!

    April 17, 2009 at 2:53 am

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