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Librarian’s just don’t like The Noz

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Hello Tyler Durden,

Your chat transcript with a librarian at Ask Here PA Public

Date: 09:12 2009/04/09
Question ID: 4396903

Chat Transcript: Do you know anything about Hitler Germany?

[Librarian 09:12:21]: Librarian ‘Lancaster PL Erin’ has joined the session.
[Librarian 09:13:25]: Welcome to Ask Here PA. My name is Erin and I will be helping you today. Is there a particular topic regarding Hitlers Germany you are interested in?
[Tyler Durden 09:13:26]: Hello Erin, can you list your creditials
[Librarian 09:14:15]: I am a Reference Librarian at Lancaster Public Library
[Tyler Durden 09:14:48]: I’m trying to find the reason my Mein Kampf is looked at as a negative book.. did you attend college to be a Librarian?
[Librarian 09:15:11]: I have a masters degree
[Tyler Durden 09:16:08]: Wow Erin you have a Master and are stuck being a Librarian.. are you like an Indiana Jones type Librarian or a book worm Librarian?
[Tyler Durden 09:18:19]: i’m on pins and needles over here
[Librarian 09:18:36]: You have a question about Mein Kampf?
[Tyler Durden 09:19:12]: have you read it? I hear it’s like the Koran but with less murder
[Tyler Durden 09:22:11]: where did you attend for you Masters? Did you have a SAT style exam on the Dewey Decimal System?
[Librarian 09:23:05]: No I have not read it. Here is a synopsis. http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/GERantisemitism.htm
[Tyler Durden 09:24:27]: Do you think Tom Cruise pretty much screwed Germany with his performance in Valkerie
[Librarian 09:25:58]: I did not see the movie. Do you have any other questions regarding Mein Kampf?
[Tyler Durden 09:27:42]: Well if you buy the popcorn i’ll sneak us in.. I know the film projector.. what about the book, Everyone Poops.. is it offensive for adults
[Librarian 09:30:37]: It is a children’s book on a biological function and offensive is in the eye of the beholder, but I should think so.
[Tyler Durden 09:31:29]: Do you think I could make it big with this book- Everybody Farts
[Librarian 09:32:21]: Sir if you do not have any additional reference questions there are other people waiting.
[Tyler Durden 09:33:01]: ok ok.. with your extensive education, what is the best and worst book ever written.
[Librarian 09:33:36]: That is a matter of personal taste
[Tyler Durden 09:34:25]: i’m asking you though. Fire away. I need something to read that I can complain about and praise about
[Librarian 09:36:43]: Sir, you should go to your local library and ask for some book recommendations tailored to you interests. Thank you for using Ask Here Pa.
[Librarian 09:36:45]: Librarian ended chat session

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5 responses

  1. That’s some pretty funny stuff. Oh how I miss Lancaster

    April 9, 2009 at 2:16 pm

  2. Yeah the hospital there is missing a patient.

    April 9, 2009 at 2:23 pm

  3. mynooch

    Hey man.. don’t disclose my location!

    April 9, 2009 at 2:30 pm

  4. on second thought I miss Ms. Lancaster also

    April 9, 2009 at 7:20 pm

  5. mynooch

    good thing she left you with those herpes to remember her

    April 10, 2009 at 12:34 pm

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