The Noz game of Suck-Mart!
As many of you don’t know… The Noz isn’t Scrooge Mcduck rich.. not even Richie Rich Rich.. so on occasion we are required to shop at suck-mart. It’s quite the depressing adventure, dealing with all the in-bred humpback marklars that engulf the store like flies on a shit sale. Hands down my favorite is the notorious $5 DVD section. I love to walk by and see a 400 lb women, a miget mexican and a goth teenage rumaging thru the worst movies ever made. Well for those of you who would like to donkey punch those people in the face, enjoy Wal-Mart Bingo.. it’s a great anger management too for us at least.