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The Noz game of Suck-Mart!

As many of you don’t know… The Noz isn’t Scrooge Mcduck rich.. not even Richie Rich Rich.. so on occasion we are required to shop at suck-mart. It’s quite the depressing adventure, dealing with all the in-bred humpback marklars that engulf the store like flies on a shit sale. Hands down my favorite is the notorious $5 DVD section. I love to walk by and see a 400 lb women, a miget mexican and a goth teenage rumaging thru the worst movies ever made. Well for those of you who would like to donkey punch those people in the face, enjoy Wal-Mart Bingo.. it’s a great anger management too for us at least.

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6 responses

  1. Loved the bingo card — that was HILARIOUS!

    March 30, 2009 at 1:11 pm

  2. Dude shut up thats where I got BloodSport 2

    March 30, 2009 at 1:45 pm

  3. mynooch ***7StarGeneral****

    I hate Jean Claude….ever since he donkey punched my snake!

    March 30, 2009 at 2:05 pm

  4. Well now he is on “A muthfukn boat”

    March 30, 2009 at 6:46 pm

  5. mynooch

    Arms spread wide on the Starboard side.. I’m going to fly this boat to the moon somehow…

    April 1, 2009 at 3:57 pm

  6. I love this. One of these days I think I’ll print this off and take it to Walmart. We’ll make a day of it (or 10 minutes) and see who gets a Bingo first! Also, we have a Walmart kitten! LOL

    April 24, 2009 at 3:26 am

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