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Welcome to Taco Hell, what the noz do you want?

February 13, 2009 · 1 Comment

taco-bellThis is just how some customers who visited a Taco Bell
in Mo. were greeted for a few minutes.  The prankster was
latter found in the mens bathroom staring at himself.

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The Noz is Your Favorite Blog Proof!

February 10, 2009 · 6 Comments

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (FIND YOUR CALULATOR)
4) You’ll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
5) Add the digits together

 

 

Now Scroll down …………..

1. Botd.WordPress
2. Huffingtonpost
3. Perezhilton
4. BoingBoing
5. Fark
6. Susispice.wordpress
7. Engadget
8. Gizmodo
9. The Noz 
10. YourMom

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Top 10 Most searches to the Noz?

February 4, 2009 · 23 Comments

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Funniest Blog Comment Today

February 3, 2009 · 6 Comments

 

Question:
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Are there any (evolutionary) theories that explain why humans are so much “smarter” than all other species?

By germaster Asked Jan 6 2007 10:32PM

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by RFlagg on Jan 6, 2007 at 10:33 pm Permalink
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We’re soft, weak, have no claws or sharp teeth, and taste delicious, we have to be smart.
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As seen on this site http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/112518

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America Home of the Brave and the Idiots

January 28, 2009 · 4 Comments

m80 Son

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City votes to disband 3 man Police Force

January 22, 2009 · 2 Comments

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Kendra got it elsewhere……???

January 16, 2009 · 6 Comments

Maybe Here

Maybe Here

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Everyone has secrets.. The Founding Fathers have the best..read on!

January 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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I love other people’s failures..you? tears included.

January 14, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Who didn’t see this coming?

sarah palin, beijing 2008, facebook login, tuenti, heath ledger, obama, nasza klasa, wer kennt wen, euro 2008, jonas brothers, att, iphone, youtube, fox news, david cook, surf the channel, rivalry, dark knight, iron man, star wars, termintor, harry potter, how to, sex, playboy, love, life, news, yahoo, hotmail, gmail, kendra, disney, good, god, jokes, maps, weather, chat, games,

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Nothing better than a failed Heist.

January 9, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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The Natural Pizza?!?!?

January 9, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Bush buys half a mil in Chinese crap…

January 8, 2009 · 2 Comments

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The government is monitoring this too?

January 8, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Holy Sh!t.. was that John Conners?

January 8, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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This is a Noz approved reseach

January 8, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Blow Up Bandit Strikes Again

January 7, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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The balls on these corporate jerks!

January 7, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Enjoy the hell out of this!

January 7, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Ancient Rave Site?

January 5, 2009 · Leave a Comment

You be the Judge?

You be the Judge?

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Another Crazy sighting by the Masses ?

December 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Nipping at your Nose

Nipping at your Nose

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Psychics Seeing Business Boom yeah like they did not see that coming?

December 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Biggest Douches

Biggest Douches

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What are Veterans are doing for Noz-mas?

December 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

noarmsAn unarmed thief steals a 27 inch television during store hours, and no one notices.  Police report the double amputee male had two companions strap the TV to his back.  He then walked out of the store.  Later, employees noticed a display shelf was a TV short.  They called the law.  Surveillance cameras showed police officers exactly what happened.

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Britain prepares to pull out…..

December 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Crimes to hard for lazy cops to solve?

December 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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EXHAUSTED and DEMORALISED might as well work at a Brothel?

December 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Blood Pressure is RISING

Blood Pressure is RISING

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Bush a great prez? yeah..and Santa is real

December 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Insert your name and it all makes sense..

December 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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A tear jerking song… I love it

December 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Get some! i love people getting owned!

December 19, 2008 · 1 Comment

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I’ll watch the news, if this guys was on all the time!

December 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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I love Christmas..but this is just too much

December 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Fox news doesn’t screen their guests?

December 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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What the Hell are you smiling for Noz!

December 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment

What the Hell you smiling for!

ah ah hold that smile!

Glasses and Smiles Banned from Indiana Drivers License and with the state of the economy maybe forever?  Besides there is no more hope or crime in the state so lets crack down on smiles!!!

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Was he taken with Cartman?

December 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Where’s my baahhrrrrr.. from Boston

December 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment

If you’ve ever been to Boston, the Cigar and Hookah bars are amazing… this is just loss in the battle for our freedom

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Police work at its best

December 11, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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