Some one once asked me what I thought ….

about life in America these days… All I can say is ………

Teens turn to online porn, plastic surgery sites, and The Noz!?!

Say What?

What else is there to do while working or going to school.  I perfer The Noz 10-1 myself although,  I do understand how some people would prefer to read the boring old news elsewhere.  You can always email the  nooch or the noz at noznews@gmail.com to tell us what to write about. 

What Prescription Drug do you take?

I love Spam and Bacon..with a side of hilarious!

 

I don’t know about you Nozs.. but I love getting spam! This is one of the funniest Ms Paint spammers I’ve seen (click on the photo) Not a day goes by when I don’t get Miles Standish from the UK telling me my 1 million dollars is sitting is a London Bank and all they need to access it is $5,000 and a blood sample.  Here is one of my prouder moments of posting and item on the local Craig’s List.  I put up a classified add for an extra T.V. stand, asking price was $10.  I received about 10 emails from the U.K., England and of course Nigeria all of them stated they would sent me that “certified check” and they would take care of securing a local shipping company and all of the shipping costs.  Unreal.. what happened to Ikea? Where’s Wal-mart or Target? Are these big consumer driven corporations racist against these poor countries that apparently have to secretly ship T.V. stands from the U.S.?  I can only guess what will happen after T.V. goes all digital!  I can see it now.. it’s dark in a back alley of Prague.. now the Rolex is $200 U.S.  The Armalite AR-10 Carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon that’s $100 U.S., that HD coverter box.. hmm at least $500 U.S. and we don’t take coupons..

The best available job in the world..

Seriously.. check it out..

Hi.. I took this test and it said..

i’m a Mormon, Muslim, Christian, Buddist and a Avocate of boredom

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We believe in …   Don’t forget this one too

Shut Up, I paid $12 to see Benjamin’s Button

Man shoots another man for talking to much during movie.   If only everyone who talks during movies were shot.

What are Veterans are doing for Noz-mas?

An unarmed thief steals a 27 inch television during store hours, and no one notices.  Police report the double amputee male had two companions strap the TV to his back.  He then walked out of the store.  Later, employees noticed a display shelf was a TV short.  They called the law.  Surveillance cameras showed police officers exactly what happened.

EXHAUSTED and DEMORALISED might as well work at a Brothel?

Blood Pressure is RISING

Bush a great prez? yeah..and Santa is real

Wonkette : Santa & Bush Conspired To Elect Obama!

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Insert your name and it all makes sense..

A tear jerking song… I love it

Get some! i love people getting owned!

Living the life of your favorite movie bank robber…priceless

True Story

We Cant make this stuff up

Whats in those Amish Jeans or was it Genes?

Keepin it Old School

Jeans or Genes?

 

 

My pre-fight club song!

if you don’t like it..you’re a punk bitch!
The band is 3OH!3 the song is Punkbitch

The Venus Project??

has any one looked into this? is it a possibility? would American’s accept this way of life?

www.thevenusproject.com

When did you become a drone who doesn’t think for yourself… The Noz and The Nooch are here to set you free….

We are ready for your answers… it’s time for the revolution!