I love Spam and Bacon..with a side of hilarious!

 

I don’t know about you Nozs.. but I love getting spam! This is one of the funniest Ms Paint spammers I’ve seen (click on the photo) Not a day goes by when I don’t get Miles Standish from the UK telling me my 1 million dollars is sitting is a London Bank and all they need to access it is $5,000 and a blood sample.  Here is one of my prouder moments of posting and item on the local Craig’s List.  I put up a classified add for an extra T.V. stand, asking price was $10.  I received about 10 emails from the U.K., England and of course Nigeria all of them stated they would sent me that “certified check” and they would take care of securing a local shipping company and all of the shipping costs.  Unreal.. what happened to Ikea? Where’s Wal-mart or Target? Are these big consumer driven corporations racist against these poor countries that apparently have to secretly ship T.V. stands from the U.S.?  I can only guess what will happen after T.V. goes all digital!  I can see it now.. it’s dark in a back alley of Prague.. now the Rolex is $200 U.S.  The Armalite AR-10 Carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon that’s $100 U.S., that HD coverter box.. hmm at least $500 U.S. and we don’t take coupons..

The best available job in the world..

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I think the zoo should ban the animals from watching Madagascar!

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The balls on these corporate jerks!

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Mini Me Eating his Mini Wheats

Shut Up, I paid $12 to see Benjamin’s Button

Man shoots another man for talking to much during movie.   If only everyone who talks during movies were shot.

About time, Being Annoying is now Illegal?

If the Noz’s is annoying call the police?

Bush a great prez? yeah..and Santa is real

Wonkette : Santa & Bush Conspired To Elect Obama!

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A tear jerking song… I love it

Living the life of your favorite movie bank robber…priceless

Are they in your town?

(South Park) – "Ginger Kids" – The funniest videos clips are here

Office Space quotes to memorize.. and recite when needed…

Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.
Bob Porter: Don’t… don’t care?
Peter Gibbons: It’s a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don’t see another dime; so where’s the motivation? And here’s something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?
Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses.
Bob Slydell: Eight?
Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

Samir: No, not again. I… why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.

Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door – that way Lumbergh can’t see me, heh heh – and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
Bob Slydell: I’d like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons. Now we had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that’s just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.
Bob Porter: Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.  Peter Gibbons: I wouldn’t say I’ve been *missing* it, Bob.

When did you become a drone who doesn’t think for yourself… The Noz and The Nooch are here to set you free….

We are ready for your answers… it’s time for the revolution!

Police work at its best

No Sh!t Sherlock