THE NOZ

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If you are reading this, then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless blog is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity, you will become a statistic. You have been warned -

  One of us is The Noz and the other is Nooch.  email at noznews@gmail.com

17 Comments

17 responses so far ↓

  • Lovvy Yuvraj Keenoo // January 8, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    nice blog.. blogging is really great..

  • Eelco // February 5, 2009 at 7:33 am

    Indeed, your blog is a lovely waste of time ! Count me in.

  • mynooch // February 5, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    Awesome! feel free to drop off any wasted money and/or gold bars.

  • thenoz // February 5, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    wwwoooohooo that makes 2 people!!! we were starting to feel like the FOTC boys

  • mynooch // February 6, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    all 2 people just said WTF is FOTC boys

  • thenoz // February 6, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    Flight of the Conchords

  • mynooch // February 6, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Thanks Meg… where the next gig?

  • ispyu // April 14, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    It takes of you to write this blog? LOL
    yeah, I’m one to talk, but that’s beside the point.

  • thenoz // April 15, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    its more like holy and hell its unknown to the world if the Noz is just one or is it two people?

  • mynooch // April 27, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    No turd lip.. it means this blog is ran by two people.

  • Neha Kapoor // April 30, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    I’d be happy to waste some of my time here ! :)

  • mynooch // April 30, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    Waste away Neha.. we’ve got alot of stuff!

  • Doraz // April 30, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    NOZ is nose in Italian….are you Italian, like me? :)
    Thanks for your comment and visit. Nice stories you got going here!!!

  • mynooch // April 30, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Nope sorry.. no Italian here.. we try to keep it real

  • thenoz // May 1, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    The Noz is now available in 77 Countries

  • mynooch // May 1, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    as long as they are ginger free

  • David // August 7, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    Hey! My name is David and I’m a marketing coordinator for Mancouch.com. Mancouch is a partner site of Xanga.com and is a blogging community focused on the life & lifestyle of men. I was actually browsing through your site and thought your posts were incredibly funny and entertaining. I think your posts are very appealing and fun to read. In essence, I think your posts would be great to feature on Mancouch and I’m sure our readers would agree as well.

    I was wondering if you’d like to be a featured blogger on Mancouch. We would keep all your posts the same and simply add open-ended questions at the end of each post with a link back to your blog.

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