well duh… everyone knows horses are immune to aids

There is one Noz is every crowd

The sport is reuiouned close up shop.  What a crock, what a sham, what b.s.  Just when you thought it was over, out comes what we thought was a bright only to be soiled.  This noz will miss 50 games and oh hell round it up about $7.65 million.  Why would this noz go to a private Doc when he has a free doc.  Let Manny Explain, “saw a physician for a personal health issue. He gave me a medication, not a steroid, which he thought was OK to give me. Unfortunately, the medication was banned under our drug policy. Under the policy that mistake is now my responsibility. I have been advised not to say anything more for now. I do want to say one other thing; I’ve taken and passed about 15 drug tests over the past five seasons.” 

 

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“But they never find the weed I smuggle in my hair.  “

This is why The Noz doesn’t do high school speeches anymore..

I’m sure his daughter and wife were kidnapped and there is a bomb somewhere in LA..

 

Jack Bauer..shit I mean Kiefer just got busted for headbutting a NYPD cop.. I heard that the cop was actually working for Jaques Sanchez who is one of the world’s largest human feces traffic smugglers next to Jabba the Hut.  Apparently the cop told Kiefer, he should have never made that movie Dark City.. but he’s like an autograph on his Special Limited Edition Lost Boys VHS.  You know if some moron was carrying around a VHS copy of any movie should just be thrown to the wolves.  Well Jack.. PISS.. i mean Kiefer.. god speed to you and don’t forget this blog is in real time and this post took place between 1:50-1:52 PM EST on the day that it just wouldn’t stop fucking raining.