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You don’t even know who you are anymore.

I’m living a life filled with material things that own me.  I hate myself for not being able to stop.  I am burning thru money for shit I don’t need. I should be spending my money on something of value, but I buy shit.  My TV isn’t big enough, I don’t have Espn 15 yet I don’t watch sports.  I need this 5^th pair of rain boots and I fucking hate the rain.  We are the children of a society of selfishness and laziness. We have no honor in what we do or who we work for.  We sell each other out for monetary gains. Don’t you fucking snicker at me because I know you are guilty. My hands covered in the blood of useless purchases from Wal-Mart, Best Buy, and Malls.  Fuck you Home Depot and your plethora of paint and lawn furniture. All I WANT IS TRUTH.  I know it will never happen and the frustration just builds up and up. We are the middle children of history just pissing away on useless electronics and trinkets of shit. The miserable part of the whole deal is this; If I asked you what is the one thing you want to do before you die.. What would it be.. You have 30 seconds…. Leave your answer in the comment section..

Heavy is the Head that wears the Crown

Megan Fox secret Fangerbang Video!!!

Well Vanna… i’m going to go with….

See all the Photos of Rihanna only at THENOZ

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Dont put the Beer Back its the Weekend

Just a classic way we like to roll

well duh… everyone knows horses are immune to aids

There is one Noz is every crowd

The sport is reuiouned close up shop.  What a crock, what a sham, what b.s.  Just when you thought it was over, out comes what we thought was a bright only to be soiled.  This noz will miss 50 games and oh hell round it up about $7.65 million.  Why would this noz go to a private Doc when he has a free doc.  Let Manny Explain, “saw a physician for a personal health issue. He gave me a medication, not a steroid, which he thought was OK to give me. Unfortunately, the medication was banned under our drug policy. Under the policy that mistake is now my responsibility. I have been advised not to say anything more for now. I do want to say one other thing; I’ve taken and passed about 15 drug tests over the past five seasons.” 

 

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“But they never find the weed I smuggle in my hair.  “

This is why The Noz doesn’t do high school speeches anymore..

I’m sure his daughter and wife were kidnapped and there is a bomb somewhere in LA..

 

Jack Bauer..shit I mean Kiefer just got busted for headbutting a NYPD cop.. I heard that the cop was actually working for Jaques Sanchez who is one of the world’s largest human feces traffic smugglers next to Jabba the Hut.  Apparently the cop told Kiefer, he should have never made that movie Dark City.. but he’s like an autograph on his Special Limited Edition Lost Boys VHS.  You know if some moron was carrying around a VHS copy of any movie should just be thrown to the wolves.  Well Jack.. PISS.. i mean Kiefer.. god speed to you and don’t forget this blog is in real time and this post took place between 1:50-1:52 PM EST on the day that it just wouldn’t stop fucking raining.

THE NUT BRA

Al Gore V.S. Tourettes Guy..

Just good ol Tourettes….PISS PISS shhhittttt

Getting Durty w/Ms. Cali

THE NOZ

WE Don’t really know who she is or care but, we guess she is kinda  big deal right now ?!?

Ironically Leonardo was later busted for being a Petterass

And I’m pretty sure Leonardo is the only one that has ever been laid.

Bitch better have my money..

I honestly don’t know who’s saying that..

Dont Shave your Balls for me Argentina!!!?!?

Every Tuesday

The NOZ is hiring..

Only in Indiana

Customer Service

The Noz has decided today is FTW Day

Dude! what does mine say.. Sweet.. what does mine say..

Some people get tattoos for good reasons.. some just get them to be bigger Douche Nozzles..

A priceless public service announcement..

Dwight.. what about Kodiak bears? or those fucking little Care Bears??

A blind man fell to his death in an elevator shaft

Man I guess he did not see that coming. 

The body of 67-year-old Sheldon Scott was discovered Thursday night inside a 10-story apartment building in the Bronx where he lived with his wife.

Scott’s wife reported him missing Thursday afternoon, about four hours after he left their third-floor apartment to go to the bank. Officers who searched the building later found him in the elevator shaft. Police said Scott was legally blind.

The medical examiner’s office on Friday ruled the death an accident. An autopsy found Scott died of blunt impact to his head and torso.

The building has been cited for 14 elevator violations since 1991, including three that were dismissed on Wednesday, according to a city Web site. A separate complaint logged Thursday from a caller reporting Scott’s death includes a notation saying, “shaft open/unguarded.”

City Department of Buildings spokesman Tony Sclafani said the accident was under investigation, but declined further comment. There was no response to a telephone message left with the building’s owner.

arrrggghhh… we’ll chop off yer cock and feed it to ah croc! Somalia Pirates WE!

This just in… The Somalian Pirates are rated gayer than these cock-mongers!

We tried to give the 50,000 vistor his Prada.. this is what he said..

The Noz is feeling it today…

I’m really starting to feel it today.  Today is friday and it’s been raining for days. I am yurning for the sun and a piece of the outdoors. To best sum up today.. here is the lyrics to a song I thought fit the mood.

Take a photograph, 
It’ll be the last, 
Not a dollar or a crowd could ever keep me here, 

I dont have a past 
I just have a chance, 
Not a family or honest plee remains to say, 

Rain rain go away, 
Come again another day, 
All the world is waiting for the sun. 

Is it you i want, 
or just the notion 
of a heart to wrap around so I can find my way around 

Safe to say from here, 
Your getting closer now, 
We are never sad cause we are not allowed to be 

Rain rain go away, 
Come again another day, 
All the world is waiting for the sun. 

Rain rain go away, 
Come again another day, 
All the world is waiting for the sun. 

To lie here under you, 
is all that i could ever do, 
To lie here under you is all, 
To lie here under you is all that i could ever do, 
To lie here under you is all, 

Rain rain go away, 
Come again another day, 
All the world is waiting for the sun.