THE NOZ

Entries from December 2008

Help the Noz out buy some Dvds

December 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Another Crazy sighting by the Masses ?

December 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Nipping at your Nose

Nipping at your Nose

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Psychics Seeing Business Boom yeah like they did not see that coming?

December 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Biggest Douches

Biggest Douches

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Do you have a penises crush brewing?

December 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Shut Up, I paid $12 to see Benjamin’s Button

December 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Merry Christmas to me, Living in another families attic check, stealing presents and donating to self check!

December 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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The Best Train Wreck of the year?!?!

December 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

You Gotta See this!!!

You Gotta See this!!!

Its not everyday you see a train wreck like this.   Its good coming and going!

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It Maybe a little too Late?

December 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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What are Veterans are doing for Noz-mas?

December 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

noarmsAn unarmed thief steals a 27 inch television during store hours, and no one notices.  Police report the double amputee male had two companions strap the TV to his back.  He then walked out of the store.  Later, employees noticed a display shelf was a TV short.  They called the law.  Surveillance cameras showed police officers exactly what happened.

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Britain prepares to pull out…..

December 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Crimes to hard for lazy cops to solve?

December 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Woman Sets Self On Fire…….. Again?

December 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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EXHAUSTED and DEMORALISED might as well work at a Brothel?

December 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Blood Pressure is RISING

Blood Pressure is RISING

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About time, Being Annoying is now Illegal?

December 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Toyota to project first operating loss since 1941

December 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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I thought porn already did this?

December 22, 2008 · 1 Comment

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Damn, Dewd Chill its just crumbs!

December 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

What did you say!?

What did you say!?

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Bush a great prez? yeah..and Santa is real

December 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Pete the Purple Squirrel Likes his Purple Pills

December 21, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Cool, Calm Just like my Mom with a couple valium insider her palm

Cool, Calm Just like my Mom with a couple valium insider her palm

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Insert your name and it all makes sense..

December 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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A tear jerking song… I love it

December 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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If you cant beat the Socialist join them

December 19, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Lets not forget who started this Socialism movement
Lets not forget who started this Socialism movement

With his Retirement in the sun looming Bush throws a bone to the auto industry.  

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Could this be a secret code or just a Horses Head?

December 19, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Another Nail in Tom Hanks Coffin

Another Nail in Tom Hanks Coffin

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Get some! i love people getting owned!

December 19, 2008 · 1 Comment

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One of the best police videos i’ve seen… can you count the illegals?

December 19, 2008 · 1 Comment

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Flame On Flame Off

December 18, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Flame On Flame Off

Flame On Flame Off

Proof is in the Mayo

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The King will have it his way! With all the fatties!

December 18, 2008 · 3 Comments

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Noz Mass Transit!

December 18, 2008 · Leave a Comment

OMG

OMG

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The best responses to a tele-marketer

December 18, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Who knew Darth Vader sounded like Napoleon Dynamite??

December 18, 2008 · 2 Comments

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Do what I say.. or I’ll shoot you with my pricing gun!

December 18, 2008 · Leave a Comment

ROYAL PALM BEACH — A 73-year-old man attacked an 81-year-old man with a pricing gun Sunday inside the Belvedere Road Wal-Mart, according to an arrest report.

Dennis O’Brien and John Esposito began arguing, and O’Brien swung at Esposito with the tool in his right hand, the report says. Esposito sustained a swollen left eye and cuts on his nose and mouth.

Esposito said he and O’Brien work at the Wal-Mart. He would not discuss the nature of their argument. Wal-Mart officials also would not comment.

O’Brien told a sheriff’s deputy he acted in self-defense, but security tape showed O’Brien raising his hand first, striking Esposito in the face and then pushing him to the ground, according to the report.

Officials booked O’Brien into the Palm Beach County Jail on aggravated battery charges. He was released Monday on $3,000 bond.

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Now thats $h!tty

December 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Wipe that off my Record

Wipe that off my Record

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Virgin Mary on Toast and Sewers okay, but not a look-alike on Playboy

December 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Sweet Jesus Milf

Sweet Jesus Milf

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This is a Noz-Approve message

December 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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When people and fish can co-exist.. classic quotes

December 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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I’ll watch the news, if this guys was on all the time!

December 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Where The Noz drops it’s loot

December 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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I love Christmas..but this is just too much

December 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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December 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Living the life of your favorite movie bank robber…priceless

December 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Just a great story about useless science

December 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Are they in your town?

December 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Old people are funnier in US or UK?

December 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Fox news doesn’t screen their guests?

December 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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I hear the Mullet is making a comeback?

December 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Nazi Garden GnomeSS

December 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Der Fuhrers offspring

Der Fuhrer's offspring

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Bush almost decapitated by Shoe!

December 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Duck and Cover

Duck and Cover

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Just In Time for Noz-mas

December 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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The French no longer just suck they also blow!

December 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment

BlowJob Atm?
BlowJob Atm?

COMMENTS?

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What the Hell are you smiling for Noz!

December 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment

What the Hell you smiling for!

ah ah hold that smile!

Glasses and Smiles Banned from Indiana Drivers License and with the state of the economy maybe forever?  Besides there is no more hope or crime in the state so lets crack down on smiles!!!

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