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Kate: Hi, how can I help you today?
you: hi Kate how are you?
Kate: I’m great! How are you today?
you: I’m good, are you a real person or just an automated responder?
Kate: I’m a real person. We don’t use automated responders on our chat service.
you: well thats good to know!
you: can you check inventories?
Kate: Sure! Do you have the ISBN numbers of the books you are interested in?
you: The Necronomicon is the first one i’m looking for, the other is by Shinta Cho.. can’t think of title
Kate: I can definitely check on these for you. Just a moment while I search.
you: get those robot brains searching!
you: so are you are book person?
Kate: Yep! My library has definitely grown since I started working here.
you: oh wow, i bet your memory is at least 50 Megabytes!
Kate: Well, my bookcase is definitely full! I was also able to find a few things for you for the books you are interested in. Here are the links the what I found: Kate:
Tyler Durden: holy cow! that’s some scary stuff!!
Tyler Durden: have you read The story of Farts? I hear it’s a classic for kids and retirees
Kate: I haven’t heard of that one! But I could see that that would be popular with children and retirees.
Tyler Durden: What’s the deal with the Necronomicon, why do the reviews say it’s so evil?
Tyler Durden: Come on Kate! i know you’ve read Everybody Poops!
Kate: Good question! I’m afraid I’ve never read it.
Kate: Ha, I’ve heard of it, but I haven’t read that one either. I think a friend of mine bought it for her daughter though.
Tyler Durden: Yeah when i was 12 my dad said “look.. this book will explain and teach you why you shouldn’t poop in your moms sock drawer”
Kate: Sounds like excellent words of wisdom!
Tyler Durden: yeah.. i’ll still sneak in and drop a deuce in his sock drawer.. of course I blame it on my imaginary friend “Noz”
Tyler Durden: Have you read any of Chika Onyeani books?
Kate: I don’t think so. Are they any good?
Tyler Durden: Capitalist Nigger is pretty good.. i got beat up though when i brought it to school
Kate: That’s too bad! Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Tyler Durden: finally I need something on an old Cleveland Stream Train called the Cleveland Steamer
Kate: I think the best way to find it would be to use the search function on our website.
Tyler Durden: I tried but it kept sending me over to vote for The Lemon Party of America?
Kate: That’s strange! You might want to try searching again later.
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